Happy Birthday, Braydon!

Four years ago, at 2:12 a.m, you came into the world screaming your head off. Little did I know that this trend would follow you for quite a while. Good ol' tooter!

It was all worth it, though, I love you and hope you have a great day today! You are one of Mommy's most precious treasures from God.

Love,
Mommy/Momma/Mom

Just Found Out!

I just received word from the three year old:

Bologna tastes like dog breath! Well, there ya' have it, you cannot get much more vivid than that.

Geez Louise!

The eldest thinks he has discovered a way to cure hiccups in his own genious mind! He is positive if you stand like this while drinking bottled water, you will be free of those pesty little diaphragm spasms! I really want to tell him that it couldn't work, but everytime he does it, his hiccups vanish! So, who knows, maybe the boy has it figured out. Give it a try!

Disclaimer: This blogger is not responsible for any injuries incurred while trying this stunt! Pose and drink at your own risk! Happy Hiccups to all!

Welcome Home.

Upon our return home on Tuesday, we were greeted with a not so exciting surprise. There was a dead bird under our carport! YUK! I am terrified of birds, living and dead, so before I would evacuate the vehicle husband had to scoop it up and find a hiding spot for it. I hope I never find it!